Chasing Jerry

Last Saturday I made my sports coaching debut. I arrived at Patrick's soccer game to find that the team has no coach, so I was roped into the position. My boys did pretty well in the first half, going up 6-0. The lead quickly disappeared in the second half after we gave up 7 straight goals. I publicly chastized and humiliated my players for playing so poorly and threatened to bench them all. I also screamed at the officials until they threatened to throw me out. My players responded well, by scoring back to back goals to win the game. I'm now 1-0. I have a way to go before catching up to my mentor Jerry Sloan, but it was a good start...