Let the Church Ball Begin!

Tonight marked the beginning of another exciting season of church basketball. I haven't picked up a ball in five months, but I went anyway. The final line: 12 minutes played (out of 24), no points on 0-3 shooting (all tip attempts), zero assists, zero blocks, zero steals, 10 rebounds. At least I hit double figures somewhere. We won 63-43. I think I am on to something here. I call it coat tails...